As long as there are projects to be done, there will be excuses for not doing them. Send us yours, or borrow one from those you see here.

"I'm waiting for inspiration to strike."

"I realized my ambition was bigger than my talent."

"One of the neighbors borrowed the tool I need. It'll take weeks to figure out who."

"I'm still in the planning phase."

"It's too hot to do it today."

"I've got to wait till the weather warms up."

"The guys stopped by. I didn't want to be rude and ask 'em to go."

"I was gonna do it after the game, but the game went into overtime."

"I bumped my head when I bent down to get my tools. Must have given me amnesia."

"I had it all planned out. Unfortunately it was a lousy plan."

"I'm waiting for the kids to grow up and help me."

"I have to walk the cat."

"I just had a seizure."

"The voices in my head told me not to."

"I was stretching and strained my back."

"I was going to, but I saw you in that sweater and got distracted."

"Sorry. I'm having a bad-hair day."